Friday, June 13, 2008

OH WYATT



My sweet little Wyatt is so cute but can be so very naughty. So I have to have a sense of humor and blog or I might lose it. Let me share. He has been potty trained for a while now but he is already board with just going potty in the toilet so he has gotten very creative. His first choice is to go outside on the front lawn but because I have prohibited this act due to the fear of the neighbors calling DSS on me he has found other resources. He opens the pantry and pulls out a new paper cup and fills it to the rim with warm yellow substance then brings it to me with a very proud beaming smile. His second choice is to open the back door and pee off the deck for the other neighbors to enjoy. And I have to make sure Im not forgetting when he decides to poop on the ground right next to the toilet and then step into it gooshing between each toe. But don't worry he very carefully walks on his heal to find me to help clean it all up. Yes Wyatt is very, very creative and just make sure when you come to my house again that you check in the bottom of your paper cup because we don't keep lemonade on hand.

2 comments:

Liz Rose said...

Ohhhhhhh, Lisa, what a good patient mommy you are. I would have been in the loony house long ago for any one of those offenses. Yikes! Hang in there--and remember, grandchildren are payback--he is bound to get one "just like him". :)

musicmomma said...

man, whoever would have thought lyndsay and wyatt would be so similar? wink wink. i'm gonna have to fill you in on how innocent my littlest angel really is...